Something to Laugh About

I am not one to post jokes, but saw this and thought it was pretty funny!

An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to plant his chiligarden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used tohelp him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son anddescribed his predicament:
Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be ableto plant my Chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig agarden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know youwould dig the lot for me. Siempre, tu Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:Dear Papa,Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried theBODIES!Love, Francisco

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up anddug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized tothe old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do.Love, Francisco